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The Magnificent Cherry Phone


The Cherry Phone TM is a new phone brand designed for the everyday life of the average person. With facial recognition and easy to access thumb print on the power button, your phone will be unlocked as soon as it turns on. Not only does it have an easy-to-use touch screen which enables you too access apps and text messages quickly and with grace as you move about your day-to-day life, but you can also use its indestructible outer hull as tools around your house. Whether you are hanging a picture up on a wall and you can not find your hammer, just hammer the nail into the wall with your phone there will be no damage done. If you are wondering how the phone may sustain so much damage without actually looking like it has been damaged it is because our scientists who are working on the phone have found a new alloy which they have called Hyperpenaldream which they have coated around the outside of the phone rendering it indestructible. Unless you expose it to extreme heat, above 100 Celsius the phone will be completely fine. It even has an automatically downloaded app that will eject a screwdriver from the top of the phone in case you find yourself in a tight spot. Also, if you find yourself being mugged by some stranger you can just turn the flashlight into extreme mode, which works like a flash bang, and your unwanted assailant will be temporally blinded for thirty seconds. You may be wondering why the Cherry Phone TM can do so many things, well there is always more than one cherry on a stem, so we though this phone should have multiple uses. Thank you Cherry much for listening to my presentation!



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